Apparently, in the '90s, Sizzler wanted to make a commercial that acted not so much as an ad for their restaurant and food, but as a manic, patriotic fever dream ...

A 1991 promo for Sizzler, the casual sit-down restaurant of yesteryear, recently surfaced on Reddit. And it's hilarious, as commenters on the thread have duly noted. "Human smiles are not meant to be ...